Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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