If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
