either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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