There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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