shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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