It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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