I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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