Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Randomize
