Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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