She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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