Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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