I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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