she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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