Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
