Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I am puke
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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