I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
We smell like vodka and hangover
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