so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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