If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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