we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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