You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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