Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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