there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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