Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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