The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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