You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she pinky promised me she was 18
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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