It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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