Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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