i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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