Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
