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(305): View more from Florida

Can I come over?

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Can't... I'm at class right now.

(305): View more from Florida

No your not

(305): View more from Florida

I'm outside by your car.

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(619): View more from California

Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.

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(802): View more from Vermont

i can juggle bunnies

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cool

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on fire

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(907): View more from Alaska

I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself

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(812): View more from Indiana

Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"

(219): View more from Indiana

I have so much to learn from you, wise slut

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(909): View more from California

is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(636): View more from Missouri

His little brother walked in on us. Six times.

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(61): View more from Australia

Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.

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What about the best friend?

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