brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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