The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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