whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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