God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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