Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
