Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize