And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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