when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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