we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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