she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
