She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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