Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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