Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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