She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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