Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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