i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
