We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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