She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
