people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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