At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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