But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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