your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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