Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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