How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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