Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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